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Gore Invented, Obama Improved

Friday, August 28th, 2009

It is now common knowledge that Al Gore, supreme environmentalist of the universe, was indeed the inventor of the internet. Ironically, making the internet run takes a lot of power, which negatively affects the environment. I wonder how Mr. Gore would feel to know that he contributed so much to “global warming.” But I digress, [...]

Obamacare Not Business Friendly

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

A new study by economist Mark Wilson suggests that Obamacare could hurt employment. The play-or-pay mandate, as it is called, requires businesses to offer health insurance to their workers or face federal fines. The study finds that 5.2 million people would become unemployed or underemployed as a result. Another 10.2 million will face stunted wages [...]

Welcome to Our Crazy Government!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

“Feeling stupid? I know I am!” -Secret Congressional Motto No word strikes greater fear in my heart than ‘government.’ You may have heard the story of a guy named Midas. He had a pretty cool blessing/curse bestowed upon him. Everything he touched turned to gold. Hence, people like Mitt Romney and others are said to [...]

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